Sunday, October 07, 2001

I can't find stick deodorant anywhere in England and have been forced to learn the complicated task of using spray. I just failed my first lesson by not noticing the spray nozzle was pointed in the wrong direction. Nothing like a quick burst of butane to the eye to make a person feel stupid. I hope this twitch won't be permanent. I've been trying to use roll-on, but I've lost most of my underarm hair by very painfully removing them one hair per morning. Can't I just take a pill to hide my smell? Why did I just tell everyone that? I also, blame the coffee.

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