I feel like Dudley Moore in "Bedazzled" with all the jobs I've had. If it's not one thing it's another. Nothing seems to go quite right. Everytime I get going on a job, there comes a moment when I just look up at the sky, extend my toungue and go Thpppppbbpbpthpbpb!!! This Conseco Customer Service job sucks! First off, they have a million different companies they've acquired all with their own 1980's circa computer applications. No information is easy to obtain. It's a matter of finding the right program, scrolling through reams of data looking for the code that signifies what type of policy and then the actual info you need is buried in reams of more code. The whole time the customer thinks you're an idiot for taking so long to get the answer to a simple question. Also, most every person that gets on the phone with me is stinking mad. Conseco sold all these Universal life policies in the 80's projecting great things with the policy by estimating the interest rates would stay at 7% or more. The interest rates now are about 3%, so everyone is getting notices that their policies are out of money and that they need to start paying alot more premiums if they want to keep their policies from lapsing. Well, thpbpbpbpthpbpbp!!! I want out of this stupid job. The pay is great and the benefits are awesome, but I don't want to do this everyday. I've decided that I want to be a bartender. Not the safest choice of jobs for me, but I'm going to do it anyway.