Napster is funny as hell to me. Just mispell your artist or title slightly and lo and behold, there it is. do you want to find some U2? well, try "youtoo". Teenage dirtbag? how about teenage dirtbage. If you want any Lennon, just drop an "n" (Lenon)
Easter is only slightly different here. I wanted to dye eggs and hide them, but Bridget looked at me funny and said "Real eggs?" I said, "Yeah, what do you hide?" She said, "the kids here would start bawling and get mighty grumpy if they found real eggs instead of chocolate." By the way, I got a big chocolate egg with my name written with icing on it. Yum. I asked if they could just hide little bottles of jack around the yard for me, but I suppose that would be too expensive. Especially here.